I'm bored...

I'm on the way back to Japan, waiting for my transit-flight at the airport in Moscow. It's really no fun at all here. So I dug out some weird old pics that me and some friends did a few years back after coming up with the concept: Anabolympics. The idea is simple, it's fully allowed and encouraged to go all out with any type of doping, epo, steriods, anything goes! Surely there's an public interest to see how far the human body can be pushed and what records can be set. I imagine a scenario where the 100-meter runners are brought out to the track by forklifts since their bodies will be so unbelievable pumped up that they can't carry their own weight. They would of course be madly explosive runners, but basically completely spent after those 100 meters...

Here's a few of the ones we did back then. Unfortunately I can't find the original description of the characters and their type of doping, they all had names and explanations and stuff, hilarious stories. Anyway, first out: the classic one of focusing on only one part of the body...

Same here actually, but the poor guy to the right, although massively strong, did up the wrong arm...

Aahh, sometimes there are hormone side effects to those little pills...

Ha ha, I love this one, 1938, when people still did the scissor style!

Advanced stuff: the muscle-morphing style, making sure that you have the power where you need it althrough the shot-put... thing... throw.

And the more primitive version just mating man and bear for brute force! Hard to imagine the paws in those shoes though...

Shit, this only took 15min to do, still got hours left before boarding...